note: this au takes place in the universe of this lovely fanart, whatever that universe may be. for me it’s one where wine makes petra amorous and she and levi indulge in childish banter 98% of the time.
“Piss off, Petra.”
“Hey, Levi. Hey.”
Levi sighed. He tried scooting further down the couch to get away from her only to realize it was a lot smaller than he expected. Nevertheless, he kept his eyes trained on the document opened on his tablet, focusing on reading rather than acknowledging the stocking-clad foot running up and down his thigh.
“Levi,” she called again, drawing out his name.